My Thoughts on MP's expenses.

Tiddly om pom pom.....

Oh yes, MP's expenses he exclaimed.

It's all quite dull isn't it? though really?

Yes yes, the majority of people are all getting rather aerated about the whole thingummy, but is it really that interesting?

Of course, finding out whom has a moat at home, whose husband likes poor quality soft porno, and whose Gardener gets bonuses that would make a City Gent blush is all very well, but it's all rather sordid isn't it? The Daily Telegraph have been through the metaphorical bins, and come up with, well, a load of old rubbish really.

If you are really concerned about waste of Public Money then honestly, Private Eye has been publishing the most disgraceful abuses for quite literally years, and whats a few thousand spent on a vibrating reclining lounge chair when we are about to shell out Billions of pounds on a Missile system that is of absolutely no use to us whatsoever.

So in all honesty, I've tried to be bothered, but there is some particularly stubborn Honey at the bottom of this pot, and I am sure it would be better in my tum, and anyway Test Match Special is on the wireless.